Rosa elefant eller rosa cykel?
Rosa cyklar i trädet slår högre än 100 rosa elefanter!
Fast iofs om man frågar den stackars ungen som en gång i tiden hade en rosa fin cykel o nu får cykla runt på nåt begagnat skit så kanske de rosa elefanterna är att föredra. Dvs om man besitter empatiska egenskaper men nu har ju varken Nia eller Carso någonsin gjort sken av besitta några empatiska egenskaper så vi väljer att garva åt ungen. Antagligen är det en bortskämd jävel för ingen av oss fick då nån rosa cykel med en vit liten korg dekorerad med blommor...vi fick avlagda 70-tals cyklar med punka! Så vi tar ut våra aggressioner på det lilla barnet. Hade hon visat sig så skulle vi ha kissat på henne gjort punka på cykeln, limmat hennes vita lilla korgjävel på lyktstolpen och bajsat ner hennes fula cykel,. Samtidigt som vi skulle ha skriker:
ALL MAKT ÅT TENGIL VÅR BEFRIARE!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Våren är här och omröstningen avslutad
Trotts ert efterblivna beteende fick vi ihop ett par röster, och detta resulterade i att vi nu pratar svenska på bloggen framöver.
Idag är vi dock inte stolta över att vara svenskar då Tre kronor fick pisk av Kanada i semin, Nia som hade sett fram emot att möta elaka Ryssen och kicka hans bleka ass. Hade blivit så fin stämning i korridoren, men icket.
För övrigt så innebär vårens intåg även ett ärevarv i cyberrymden, och resultatet vart sådär galet som bara vi kan få till det.
Ni ska veta vilket monsterjobb vi gjort och ändå inte fått till det riktigt som vi ville. Alla dessa koder gör oss yrsliga i pallet.
Så det blir till att ta det bit för bit när krafterna återfinner sig.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Idag är vi dock inte stolta över att vara svenskar då Tre kronor fick pisk av Kanada i semin, Nia som hade sett fram emot att möta elaka Ryssen och kicka hans bleka ass. Hade blivit så fin stämning i korridoren, men icket.
För övrigt så innebär vårens intåg även ett ärevarv i cyberrymden, och resultatet vart sådär galet som bara vi kan få till det.
Ni ska veta vilket monsterjobb vi gjort och ändå inte fått till det riktigt som vi ville. Alla dessa koder gör oss yrsliga i pallet.
Så det blir till att ta det bit för bit när krafterna återfinner sig.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Speculoos
In deed this is a sugary country. There is this paste or spread called Speculoos/Speculaas made here and in Netherlands, the consistency is simillar to peanut butter. The Speculoos spread is kind of a melted Speculoos cockies which you have on your breakfast bread. The cookie is seasoned with cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, ginger, cardamom and white pepper, tastes almost like bondkaka. The story of how the spread was invented is quite interesting and we can all learn something from it (you take what you have).
It's said that there was a mother who ran out of sprinkels for the lunch sandwishes she were making for her children. The panic came over her, I mean how is the children going to survive an entire schoolday without sweets?
And the only thing she had in store was some old speculoos cokies so she put them in between the sandwishes. Clever thinking mummy, the kids went crazy from the new taste sensation and from then on it was the only thing they wanted for lunch.
And the tradition spread all over Belgium and even to Netherlands. Only negative part of this was all the crumles everywhere. The housemaids, cleaningladies and housewifes almost became worn out. Til the solution came- melted cookies!
And this my friends might be the most delicious thing ever, and we really need to import this delicacy to Sweden, forget all about Belgian chocolate, waffels and french fries- This is the shit!
It's said that there was a mother who ran out of sprinkels for the lunch sandwishes she were making for her children. The panic came over her, I mean how is the children going to survive an entire schoolday without sweets?
And the only thing she had in store was some old speculoos cokies so she put them in between the sandwishes. Clever thinking mummy, the kids went crazy from the new taste sensation and from then on it was the only thing they wanted for lunch.
And the tradition spread all over Belgium and even to Netherlands. Only negative part of this was all the crumles everywhere. The housemaids, cleaningladies and housewifes almost became worn out. Til the solution came- melted cookies!
And this my friends might be the most delicious thing ever, and we really need to import this delicacy to Sweden, forget all about Belgian chocolate, waffels and french fries- This is the shit!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
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Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Awesome internship
Looks like Ill be doing my internship next semester at the non-custodial treatment authority. Since Im such a law nerd I would love to be there. They handle people whom are on probation, have electronic tag and so on. They also do investigations for the district court and suggest different social sentences. Sounds great doesnt it?
Keep your fingers cross will get a defenitive answer next week
Xo Xo Debbie
Weekend
Oh yes today its Friday oh this sweet day with all the joy it might bring. Have two appointments today..meet the interntlady and return schoolbooks. Then my plan is to either go to the gym or take Tindra for a long, long walk in the woods.
Hopefully the sun wont go to bed behind the clouds
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Hopefully the sun wont go to bed behind the clouds
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Dont worry
How come you can end up at a party when u are just out for an evening walk? well I did, with some strange people...Its amazing how many weird people there are out there, where do they all come from? And having a smoke is that the new single glass of wine?
We are not done with the design yet so no danger on the roof..we do know that there are some things that dont really look the way they are supposed to.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
We are not done with the design yet so no danger on the roof..we do know that there are some things that dont really look the way they are supposed to.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
New design.
Or atleast we tried, so what you say- hiss or diss, bra eller anus?
Hey comone, don't forget to vote about Debbie Dolls linguistic future---->
It's there to your right, just push the button.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Hey comone, don't forget to vote about Debbie Dolls linguistic future---->
It's there to your right, just push the button.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Tindra the dog
Just took my spot on the sofa...two pillow under her head and a duvet under her. Well cant blame her for being stupid, you snooze you loose
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Same old Ireland
Was just talking to and old friend from Ireland, S and he told me the latest news which shows that nothing has changed at all over there. We spent a lot of crazy nights with S and his friends, whom we called the three amigos and D'Artagnan. They all drank to much, loved shaging their au pair and all of their wives were on soothing pills and wine to cope with their men and kids. The whole story probably needs an entire blog to cover it all.
However G is getting married in two weeks with one of his old Au pairs and B is supposed to be his best man. The problem though is that B dont think he will be bothered to show up at the wedding of varying reasons but he wont tell G. He thinks its a great weddingpresent for G to be expecting a best man who wont show up!
No wonder we had such a laugh over there
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
However G is getting married in two weeks with one of his old Au pairs and B is supposed to be his best man. The problem though is that B dont think he will be bothered to show up at the wedding of varying reasons but he wont tell G. He thinks its a great weddingpresent for G to be expecting a best man who wont show up!
No wonder we had such a laugh over there
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Old enough?
Weekend with three days of party and Im so tired, obviously Im not old enough to get away with that..
Think I made a very good choise not havin sex again with the odd artist..someone else got the opportunity =)
Thats all for now will try to shape up until tomorrow
xoxo Debbie Doll
Think I made a very good choise not havin sex again with the odd artist..someone else got the opportunity =)
Thats all for now will try to shape up until tomorrow
xoxo Debbie Doll
Scandal beauties
One small advice to all of you wonderful people....do not party with The cow, K and Carso..they are wild and crazy.
Tonight they decided to attend a party at Js house....well they got drunk sent a few a texts to their parents and got even more drunk....Think Carso and The cow are orphans haha...well what to do they have each other
Plan for tomorrow is to get drunk and get new tattoos
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Apeldoorn has action
Today they celebrate queen Bellatrix in Netherlands, and in Apeldoorn of all places. A crazy guy smashed his car inte 14 people. Why didn't we have our intense programe there now, I love outher peoples misery...
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article5035601.ab
xo xo Debbie Doll
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article5035601.ab
xo xo Debbie Doll
My mind play's tricks on me
I have a very well worked out strategy on how not to study by delaying the tasks that must be done bit by bit. It always starts with checking out my favourite blogs,mail and facebook.
And then I feel I need coffe, and then my brain tells me that I deserve a snus in peace without homework. And a snus under my lip stays there for like half an hour and during that time I found something new I just have to do before getting started. And then it's time for another snus, it's like a long vicious spiral deceiving me every time. And no haven't learned the lesson.
This time I checked out Alex Schulmans blog. He had published a few parts of his new book "skynda att älska" (badly translated-Hurry to love). I read that Alex have a trick for not breaking down visiting his fathers grave like solving math problems in his head, repeating the alphabet backwards or tries to remember old songs from when he was a kid. And it works for him.
I have a different strategy for not breking down which I used at both my grandfathers funerals. I repeat every dirty world I can think of in my head, and I can promise that it is dirty as hell problably as dirty as it gets. I also curse both God (im not religious only sometimes) and my grandfathers for leaving me.
And then I feel a bit ashamed for not thinking of all the beutiful times we spent togheter and all thoose clichè stuff "normal" people say they do. Then it's time going to the coffin for a last good bye, rest in peace and putting a rose upon the creepy coofin with a dead corpse inside. That's the part where my brain just explode with bizzare swearwords made up by my self.
So that's how some people handle strong emotions. Feels good knowing im not the only one with a strange strategy cooping with sorrow. I do think my way of doing it beats the crap out of Alex Schulman!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
And then I feel I need coffe, and then my brain tells me that I deserve a snus in peace without homework. And a snus under my lip stays there for like half an hour and during that time I found something new I just have to do before getting started. And then it's time for another snus, it's like a long vicious spiral deceiving me every time. And no haven't learned the lesson.
This time I checked out Alex Schulmans blog. He had published a few parts of his new book "skynda att älska" (badly translated-Hurry to love). I read that Alex have a trick for not breaking down visiting his fathers grave like solving math problems in his head, repeating the alphabet backwards or tries to remember old songs from when he was a kid. And it works for him.
I have a different strategy for not breking down which I used at both my grandfathers funerals. I repeat every dirty world I can think of in my head, and I can promise that it is dirty as hell problably as dirty as it gets. I also curse both God (im not religious only sometimes) and my grandfathers for leaving me.
And then I feel a bit ashamed for not thinking of all the beutiful times we spent togheter and all thoose clichè stuff "normal" people say they do. Then it's time going to the coffin for a last good bye, rest in peace and putting a rose upon the creepy coofin with a dead corpse inside. That's the part where my brain just explode with bizzare swearwords made up by my self.
So that's how some people handle strong emotions. Feels good knowing im not the only one with a strange strategy cooping with sorrow. I do think my way of doing it beats the crap out of Alex Schulman!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
New competition
Finnaly some of my friends are learning by doing....Dont make up break up! Nia and Carso will have awesome hangarounds this summer and they are single pretty much all of them.
So to celebrate Ks new life we decided to start a competition...Simple rules you pic someone you would like to shag
but has to be a good challenge to get the person in bed so you cant just pic anyone. Then you have two months to suceed...easy right?
K is going to sleep with one of her interns who has two kids and I guess a mum to the kids but we dont know yet.
I will try to get my physiotherapist in bed preferably at his work (extra points)
This is not very political correct and people with moral and conscience should not attend.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
So to celebrate Ks new life we decided to start a competition...Simple rules you pic someone you would like to shag
but has to be a good challenge to get the person in bed so you cant just pic anyone. Then you have two months to suceed...easy right?
K is going to sleep with one of her interns who has two kids and I guess a mum to the kids but we dont know yet.
I will try to get my physiotherapist in bed preferably at his work (extra points)
This is not very political correct and people with moral and conscience should not attend.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Feeling crap
Nia been sick for 17 days now. And the fever has come back. We are homesick and longing for mum. It all pretty much sucks right now. Mexican-flu is it the diagnosis, Jean-Pierre thinks so....
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Absurd
Is that a fucking demand they have at Universities all over the world in order to be a teacher?
What we are all doin right now is homeexams or the final article for university degrees and somehow all the teacher involved are absurd in every way they can possible be. No wonder we drink as much as we do how else would we cope with all this shit?
Im sure that Nia and Carso once have their degrees they will be good to go to rehab
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
What we are all doin right now is homeexams or the final article for university degrees and somehow all the teacher involved are absurd in every way they can possible be. No wonder we drink as much as we do how else would we cope with all this shit?
Im sure that Nia and Carso once have their degrees they will be good to go to rehab
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
No discipline
Think I just have to realize, Im not cut out for school. Have no discipline to study what so ever and its kind of getting on my nerves. Raining today as well so I should be glad but no..its so much more fun to read a good book have a cup of tea and think about life. Well Mr R I know where your mailbox lives and I wont be easy on him once I get hold of him
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
No pain no gain
Has got to be the most hackneyed phrase ever..what the fuck is that supposed to mean? If theres no pain its a win win situation, how can anyone argue with that?
Im oh so sore from working out and Im tellin you Im sure I would gain just as much muscles even if my body didnt scream of all the pain. Anyone whom voluntarily will give me a massage?
Oh by the way, there are a twincopule at my gym and they are dressing identical every single day. Couldnt help myself this morning had to see if they have identical underwear as well, took my chance while they were working the machines....and yes they are identical...how weird isnt that? and its not like they are young Id say they are senior citizens. Couldnt see ány rings on their fingers so I guess they are two maids in desperate need to get fucked.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Im oh so sore from working out and Im tellin you Im sure I would gain just as much muscles even if my body didnt scream of all the pain. Anyone whom voluntarily will give me a massage?
Oh by the way, there are a twincopule at my gym and they are dressing identical every single day. Couldnt help myself this morning had to see if they have identical underwear as well, took my chance while they were working the machines....and yes they are identical...how weird isnt that? and its not like they are young Id say they are senior citizens. Couldnt see ány rings on their fingers so I guess they are two maids in desperate need to get fucked.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Raindrops keep fallin on my head
One thing I really miss during wintertime is rain and today its raining, thank you Lord!
Im cuddled up on the sofa with a cup of coffee my computer, trying to study and watch the rain drip on the windowsill.
Weekend was spent mostly in the stable, have to practise for my comeback to showjumping. Only tre weeks left until Ill attend this competition and myself and my horse will sure be fit enough to succeed...I hope.
Well guess I should go back to studying...
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Im cuddled up on the sofa with a cup of coffee my computer, trying to study and watch the rain drip on the windowsill.
Weekend was spent mostly in the stable, have to practise for my comeback to showjumping. Only tre weeks left until Ill attend this competition and myself and my horse will sure be fit enough to succeed...I hope.
Well guess I should go back to studying...
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
